Dad Jokes 
Get ready for a good laugh with these eye jokes that will have you seeing the funny side of things! Perfect for sharing with friends, these jokes are light-hearted and sure to bring a smile. Let’s dive into the humor!
1. Why did the eye break up with the nose?
Because it couldn’t stand all the snot!
2. What do you call an eye that can tell the future?
*A foresee!
3. Why did the computer go to the eye doctor?
Because it had a virus and couldn’t see straight!
4. What did one eye say to the other eye?
“Between you and me, something smells!”
5. How does a pirate greet his crew?
“Eye, eye, captain!”
6. What did the eye say to the eyelid?
“Stop flapping around!”
7. Why did the eye apply for a job?
It wanted to make some cash for its vision!
8. What do you call a sad eye?
A tear!
9. Why did the eye go to school?
To improve its sight!
10. What do you get when you cross an eye with a potato?
*A couch potato that can see you!
11. Why did the eye join the gym?
To get into shape for summer!
12. What’s an eye’s favorite dessert?
Eye scream!
13. Why did the eye go to therapy?
It had too many issues to process!
14. What do you call a lazy eye?
A blinker!
15. Why did the eye wear glasses?
Because it wanted to improve its vision!
16. What do you call an eye that likes to dance?
*A boogie eye!
17. How does an eye apologize?
“I eye the mistake!”
18. What do you call an eye that tells jokes?
A punny eye!
19. Why did the eye bring a pencil to the party?
To draw some attention!
20. What did one eye say to the other at the comedy club?
“Let’s see what they’ve got!”
There you have it—20 eye jokes that are sure to make you laugh! Share these with your friends and enjoy the fun! 👀😄