As the leaves turn from green to vibrant shades of orange and yellow, it’s the perfect time to embrace the coziness of fall—and what better way to celebrate than with some hilarious fall jokes? Whether you’re sipping on pumpkin spice lattes or enjoying a brisk walk through a crunchy leaf pile, these jokes are sure to warm your heart and tickle your funny bone!
1. Why do trees hate going to school in the fall?
Because they get stumped on their tests!
2. What did one autumn leaf say to another?
I’m falling for you!
3. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field during harvest!
5. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert in the fall?
Boo-berry pie!
6. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice!
7. What’s the best thing to put in a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth!
8. Why was the math book sad in autumn?
Because it had too many problems to solve!
9. What do you call a dog who loves fall?
A golden retriever!
10. What did the pumpkin say to the pie?
I’m just here to spice things up!
11. Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
12. How do you know when fall is coming?
When the leaves start to fall out of your wallet!
13. Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk!
14. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash!
15. Why did the corn go to the party?
Because it was a-maize-ing!
16. How do you catch a squirrel in the fall?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
17. What kind of shoes do autumn leaves wear?
Leafs!
18. What did the fall leaves say to each other?
Let’s leaf this place!
19. Why do skeletons love fall?
Because it’s the best time for a boo-tiful night!
20. What do you call it when you drop your phone in a pumpkin patch?
A gourd call!
There you have it—twenty delightful fall jokes to share with family and friends! Whether you’re around the dinner table or gathering around a bonfire, these jokes are sure to bring laughter and joy as you embrace the beautiful season of fall. So grab your favorite sweater, sip on some hot cider, and let the chuckles begin!