Dad Jokes 
Hey there, fellow comedy connoisseurs! You’re here because you searched for “fat jokes to make someone cry,” right? Well, I hope you didn’t bring tissues because today we’re dishing out the kind of laughs that are as big as… well, you get the idea. Now, before we dive in, let’s make one thing clear: We’re here for the laughs, not the tears. So, buckle up, keep your humor light, and let’s roll into 20 dad jokes that are heavy on the funny!
1. The Weigh-In
Why did the scale break?
Because it couldn’t handle your weighty sense of humor!
2. Getting in Shape
Round is a shape, isn’t it?
So technically, you’re in the best shape of your life!
3. The Muffin Top
Why did the muffin refuse to go to the gym?
It couldn’t find a way to “muffin” those pants!
4. Extra Cheese, Please
Why don’t you need to worry about adding extra cheese on your pizza?
Because you’re already the big cheese!
5. The Diet
Why don’t you ever start a diet on Monday?
Because you deserve to enjoy your weekend without salad shaming!
6. Lost Weight?
Why did the fat ghost stop haunting people?
It was tired of being told to lose a few sheets!
7. Counting Calories
How do you keep track of calories?
By counting the number of donuts left in the box!
8. The Gym Membership
Why did the gym membership quit?
It couldn’t handle the commitment to “working out” anymore!
9. Cake Walk
Why did you bring a cake to the fitness class?
Because someone said it was a “piece of cake!”
10. Heavy Lifting
Why don’t you need to lift weights?
Because carrying around all that personality is enough exercise!
11. Big Shoes to Fill
Why don’t clowns mess with you?
Because they know you’ve got bigger shoes to fill!
12. Buffet Master
Why are you the king of buffets?
Because you’ve mastered the art of “all-you-can-eat!”
13. Snack Attack
Why don’t you ever worry about snack attacks?
Because you’re always prepared with reinforcements!
14. The Belt
Why did the belt go to therapy?
Because it was tired of holding it all in!
15. Comfort Zone
Why is your couch your best friend?
Because it never judges you for that third slice of pizza!
16. Food Pyramid
Why don’t you need a food pyramid?
Because you’ve got a whole food mountain!
17. Wide Load
Why do you always get the best parking spots?
Because they’re labeled “wide load!”
18. Extra Toppings
Why do you love extra toppings?
Because they make you feel a little more “well-rounded!”
19. The Fridge
Why did the fridge quit its job?
It couldn’t handle your midnight snack demands!
20. Seat Saver
Why do you always get two seats on the bus?
Because nobody dares to sit in your space!
Wrapping It Up
Alright, my fellow joke lovers, that’s 20 fat jokes to make someone cry—laughing, that is! Remember, these are all in good fun, and the only thing that should be heavy is the laughter. If you’ve got any favorites or new ones to share, drop them in the comments. And remember, comedy is all about spreading joy, so keep it light and keep smiling!