Dad Jokes 
Looking to add a little naughtiness to your humor? Filthy jokes can be a fun way to spice things up and share some laughs, as long as everyone’s in on the joke! Here’s a collection of playful, cheeky jokes that’ll have you blushing while you giggle. Let’s dive into 20 filthy jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why did the girl bring a ladder to the bar?
Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?
One snatches your watch; the other watches you snatch!
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn’t find a date!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner… for a little rendezvous!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems… and not enough solutions!
How does a person from outer space relax?
They take a little time to “alien-ate” themselves!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
What’s long, hard, and full of surprises?
A cucumber in a mystery novel!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
How do you make a hormone?
Don’t pay her!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus… for nudists!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything… including wild parties!
What did the boy say to his crush?
Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears!
Why do they call it a “shotgun wedding”?
Because you’re going to get hitched whether you like it or not!
Why don’t skeletons ever get laid?
Because they have no body to love!
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off!
Why do people love playing hide and seek with a dirty mind?
Because good luck hiding when they always find the naughty!
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire!
What do you call a person who’s always late?
A pro-crastinator!
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
There you have it—20 filthy jokes that are sure to bring some cheeky fun to any gathering! Remember to share these with friends who appreciate a little naughty humor, and enjoy the laughs!