Dad Jokes 
Get ready to chuckle with these funny Christian jokes! Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood during a church gathering or just want to share some laughs with friends, these jokes are sure to bring joy. Let’s dive into the fun!
1. Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was always standing on the deck!
2. What kind of car would Jesus drive?
A Chariot!
3. Why did Moses cross the Red Sea?
To get to the other side!
4. How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
Because he had a net income!
5. What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
6. Why did the pastor bring a ladder to church?
He wanted to reach new heights in his sermon!
7. How does Moses make his coffee?
He brews it!
8. Why was Noah a great businessman?
He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation!
9. Why did the Bible go to school?
To improve its spelling!
10. What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin’ Catholic!
11. How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it!
12. Why did the chicken join the church?
Because it heard it was a place to find egg-citing opportunities!
13. What’s a Christian’s favorite part of a baseball game?
The pitch!
14. Why did the preacher always carry a pencil?
In case he needed to draw a crowd!
15. What do you call a Christian who can’t find their way?
A lost sheep!
16. Why did the pastor start gardening?
He wanted to grow his congregation!
17. What’s a Bible’s favorite type of music?
Gospel!
18. Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had too many problems!
19. What did one angel say to the other?
“Let’s wing it!”
20. Why did the pastor bring string to church?
So he could tie up some loose ends!
There you have it—20 funny Christian jokes that are sure to bring smiles and laughter! Share them with friends, family, or your church group to spread the joy! 🙏😄