Dad Jokes 
Church can be a serious place, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun! Here are some funny church jokes that will bring a smile to your face and maybe even a chuckle during Sunday service. Enjoy!
Why did the pastor bring a ladder to church?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his spiritual journey!
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic!
Why did the church choir break up?
Because they couldn’t find common harmony!
What kind of music do churches play in space?
Rocket music!
Why was the church so cold?
Because it had too many chill members!
Why don’t churches have elevators?
Because they prefer to take things to a higher level!
What did the pastor say when the congregation started laughing?
“Don’t worry, I’m just trying to lighten the mood!”
Why did the church staff always carry a pencil?
In case they needed to draw on their faith!
Why did the congregation stop going to church?
Because they didn’t want to be part of the pew review!
What do you call a pastor who’s great at basketball?
A dunkin’ pastor!
Why did the pastor start a gardening club?
Because he wanted to help people grow in their faith!
Why did the church secretary always carry a broom?
Because she wanted to sweep everyone off their feet!
How do church mice greet each other?
“Holy cheese!”
Why did the congregation bring a map to church?
Because they wanted to find their way to heaven!
What’s a church’s favorite part of a joke?
The punch line!
Why did the man sit on his watch during the sermon?
He wanted to be on time!
What do you get when you cross a church with a lawyer?
A place where you can get a holy settlement!
Why did the preacher start a cooking class?
He wanted to help people get their soul food!
What did one church say to the other church?
“Holy smoke, let’s get together!”
Why did the church go to school?
To improve its spelling of “holy”!
Why don’t they play cards in church?
Because someone might cheat and use a holy deck!
These funny church jokes are perfect for sharing with friends and family to lighten the mood. Laughter is a wonderful way to connect with others, even in a place of worship! Enjoy!