Dad Jokes 
Welcome to the magical world of Harry Potter where the spells are strong, the adventures are epic, and the jokes are downright hilarious! Here’s a collection of funny Harry Potter jokes that will make even the most serious wizards chuckle. Grab your wands and let’s dive in!
1. Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
Because you’ll never know if you don’t cross!
2. What do you call a wizard from outer space?
Harry Trotter!
3. Why did Harry Potter get in trouble with the librarian?
Because he kept using expelliarmus on his overdue books!
4. How does Harry Potter get rid of a cold?
With sneeze-io!
5. Why did the broom get a promotion?
Because it swept the competition!
6. What did Hermione say to Harry when he asked her to be his date?
“I solemnly swear I’m up to no good!”
7. Why was Ron always so cold?
Because he was a little Weasley!
8. What’s Draco Malfoy’s favorite snack?
Death Star chips!
9. Why did the wizard break up with his girlfriend?
Because she had too many issues with his spell!
10. What do you call a wizard who’s really good at math?
A calcula-gone!
11. How did Harry Potter get his job at the bank?
He had a checking account!
12. Why did Dumbledore always carry a pencil?
Because he wanted to draw his wand!
13. What’s Voldemort’s favorite place to eat?
Waffle House, because he loves a good Death Eater!
14. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn’t have a body!
15. What does Harry Potter use to keep his socks in order?
Hedwig’s sock drawer!
16. Why did Harry Potter go to the beach?
To catch some sirius rays!
17. What’s a wizard’s favorite exercise?
Dumbledore lifts!
18. Why did Professor McGonagall go to the dentist?
To get her teeth transfigured!
19. What do you call it when a magical creature has a bad day?
A puff-sad situation!
20. How do you know Harry Potter is a great singer?
Because he always hits the high notes!
These funny Harry Potter jokes are perfect for sharing with friends at your next magical gathering! May your laughter be as endless as the adventures at Hogwarts!