Get Ready for Some Giggles!
Looking for a good laugh? Here are some Funny Jokes for Kids (12-13) that are sure to tickle their funny bones. Perfect for sharing with friends or just enjoying on your own!
1. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
2. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
3. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
4. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
6. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
7. Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
8. What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
9. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!
10. What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
11. Why was the broom late?
It swept in!
12. What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look! I’m changing!
13. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy!
14. What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
15. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
16. How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints!
17. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
18. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
19. What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple!
20. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
Conclusion: Keep the Laughter Coming!
And there you have it—20 hilarious Funny Jokes for Kids (12-13) that are sure to bring on the giggles! Share them with friends and enjoy the fun!