Dad Jokes 
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Are you ready to dive into a world of quick wit and clever humor? Look no further! Funny one liner jokes are here to tickle your funny bone and leave you in stitches. These zingers are perfect for lightening the mood or breaking the ice at any gathering. So, let’s jump right in and unleash some laughter with these snappy one-liners!
1. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high; she looked surprised.
2. I threw a boomerang a couple of years ago; I know live in constant fear.
3. I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
4. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me beach wallpapers.
5. I’m on a whiskey diet; I’ve lost three days already!
6. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
7. I’d like to be a unicorn, but I can’t handle the horn-idity!
8. My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance; we’ll see about that!
9. I didn’t believe in reincarnation until I met my old self!
10. I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn’t like it.
11. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory; all I did was take a day off!
12. I told my friend she drew her eyebrows too high; she looked surprised.
13. I tried to catch fog yesterday; mist!
14. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
15. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity; it’s impossible to put down!
16. I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places; he told me to stop going to those places.
17. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
18. I wanted to lose weight, so I went to the beach; I ended up getting a tan!
19. I told my computer I needed a break; now it won’t stop sending me beach wallpapers.
20. I was addicted to soap, but I’m clean now!
And there you have it—twenty funny one liner jokes that are sure to spark laughter and lighten the atmosphere wherever you share them! Whether you use them to break the ice or simply bring a smile to someone’s face, these quips are perfect for any occasion. Enjoy sharing the laughs!