Dad Jokes 
School can be a serious place, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a good laugh! Here are some funny school jokes to brighten up your day and keep the classroom vibes light. Let’s jump into the giggles!
1. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
2. What did the math book say to the history book?
“You’ve got too many problems!”
3. Why was the music teacher so good at baseball?
Because she knew how to pitch!
4. What do you call a school that only teaches gardening?
A plant-astic academy!
5. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
6. What’s the best way to get straight A’s?
By taking the right angle!
7. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
8. What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
“You’re looking sharp today!”
9. Why did the geography book look so sad?
Because it had too many problems with its maps!
10. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
11. Why was the computer cold?
Because it left its Windows open!
12. What do you call a teacher who never farts in public?
A private tutor!
13. Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them!
14. What do you call a group of musical cows?
A moo-sical band!
15. How does the ocean say goodbye to the school?
It waves!
16. Why did the student bring a broom to class?
Because he wanted to sweep the test!
17. What did the teacher say when the class was noisy?
“Pipe down, or I’ll call in the principal!”
18. What kind of school do you go to if you’re a monster?
High school!
19. Why was the broom late for school?
It swept in!
20. How do you catch a squirrel at school?
Climb a tree and act like a nut in class!
There you have it—20 funny school jokes to lighten up your day! Share these with classmates or teachers for a good laugh and keep the school spirit alive!