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Get ready to unleash some laughter with these classic yo mama jokes! Perfect for roasting your friends or just sharing a good chuckle, these zingers are sure to bring the house down. Let’s dive into the fun!
1. Yo mama’s so big, when she wears a yellow coat, people yell, “Taxi!”
2. Yo mama’s so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!
3. Yo mama’s so poor, ducks throw bread at her!
4. Yo mama’s so short, you can see her feet on her driver’s license!
5. Yo mama’s so tall, she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon!
6. Yo mama’s so lazy, she has a remote for her remote!
7. Yo mama’s so ugly, when she walked into a haunted house, she came out with a job application!
8. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund!
9. Yo mama’s so old, her birth certificate says “expired”!
10. Yo mama’s so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said, “One at a time, please!”
11. Yo mama’s so poor, she can’t even pay attention!
12. Yo mama’s so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless internet connection!
13. Yo mama’s so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture!
14. Yo mama’s so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
15. Yo mama’s so lazy, she waits for the microwave to say, “Ding!” before she gets up!
16. Yo mama’s so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
17. Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to the beach, the tide came in!
18. Yo mama’s so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
19. Yo mama’s so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals!”
20. Yo mama’s so poor, when I asked her what’s for dinner, she took off her shoelaces and said, “Spaghetti!”
There you go—20 good yo mama jokes to keep the laughter rolling! Share them with friends, but remember to keep it all in good fun! 😂