Dad Jokes 
Get ready for some spooky giggles with these Halloween jokes that are perfect for kids! Whether you’re trick-or-treating or just enjoying some festive fun, these jokes will bring laughter to your Halloween celebrations. Let’s dive into some boo-tifully funny jokes!
1. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with him!
2. What do you call a ghost’s true love?
A ghoul-friend!
3. Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank?
Because he wanted to make a living!
4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
5. Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them!
6. What did the mummy say to the detective?
“Wrap it up, I’m out of here!”
7. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!
8. Why did the zombie go to school?
He wanted to improve his deadication!
9. What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music!
10. Why did the ghost go to the party?
Because he heard it was going to be a scream!
11. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
12. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi!
13. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room!
14. Why did the witch sit on the broomstick?
Because it swept her off her feet!
15. What do you call a vampire that’s also a chef?
A blood cook!
16. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
I-scream!
17. Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They can’t unwrap themselves!
18. What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
A side of ribs!
19. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Lucky!
20. Why did the pumpkin cross the road?
Because it saw the other side!
These Halloween kids jokes are perfect for sharing at parties, while trick-or-treating, or just for a good laugh. Have a spooky and fun Halloween! Enjoy!