Dad Jokes 
Get ready to feel the love with these heart jokes! Perfect for sharing with friends, family, or that special someone, these jokes will have you giggling while celebrating the joys of the heart. So let’s dive into a collection of heartwarming and funny jokes that are sure to make you smile!
1. What did the heart say to the brain?
“You’re so smart, but I’m the one who feels!”
2. Why did the doctor carry a red pen?
In case he needed to draw blood from the heart!
3. What did one heart say to another on Valentine’s Day?
“I’m pumped to be with you!”
4. Why did the heart break up with the liver?
Because it just couldn’t handle all the drama!
5. How did the heart propose to its sweetheart?
With a ring made of pure affection!
6. What did the love-struck heart say?
“I’ve got a throb for you!”
7. Why did the heart get a job?
To earn some beats!
8. What did the heart say to the beat?
“Don’t skip out on me!”
9. Why was the heart always so positive?
Because it knew how to beat the odds!
10. How do hearts stay in shape?
They do a lot of cardio!
11. What’s a heart’s favorite type of music?
Love songs, of course!
12. Why do hearts make great friends?
Because they’re always there to support you!
13. What did the heart say when it got rejected?
“Guess I’m just not everyone’s type!”
14. How did the heart feel after a breakup?
Deflated but still hopeful!
15. Why did the heart go to school?
To get a little heart-smart!
16. What did the heart say to the love letter?
“You really know how to write my feelings!”
17. Why was the heart always happy?
Because it knew how to love itself!
18. What did the heart say to its partner during a fight?
“Let’s not let this get bloody!”
19. How do hearts celebrate birthdays?
With lots of love and cake!
20. Why did the heart refuse to play cards?
It was afraid of getting dealt a bad hand!
These heart jokes are perfect for spreading love and laughter! Share them with friends and family to keep the good vibes flowing. Enjoy!