Dad Jokes 
Get ready to hit the ice with laughter! Whether you’re a die-hard hockey fan or just enjoy a good laugh, these hockey jokes will score big with fans of all ages.
Here are 20 hilarious jokes that will keep you chuckling all game long!
Why are hockey players such bad bowlers?
Because they always throw strikes!
What did the coach say to the player who got a penalty?
“You really need to work on your icing!”
Why did the hockey player bring string to the game?
So he could tie the score!
What do you call a hockey player who’s a great musician?
A goal-den artist!
Why did the hockey player go to the bank?
To get his checks!”
How do you know if a hockey player is at your party?
Don’t worry, he’ll tell you!
What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of music?
Anything that makes them want to skate!”
Why did the girl bring a ladder to the hockey game?
Because she heard the game was high-scoring!”
What do you call a hockey player who loves to tell jokes?
A real pun-ter!
Why was the hockey team so good at math?
Because they knew how to add up the scores!
Why did the hockey puck cross the road?
To get to the other rink!”
What do you call a hockey player who tells tall tales?
A goal-den storyteller!
Why are hockey players like bad comedians?
They always miss the punch line!
What’s a hockey player’s favorite exercise?
Checking!
Why did the hockey player take a pencil to the game?
Because he wanted to draw a penalty!”
How do hockey players keep their cool?
They chill out in the penalty box!”
What’s the best way to watch a hockey game?
On the edge of your seat!”
Why did the referee break up with his girlfriend?
Because she kept checking him!
What’s a hockey player’s favorite vegetable?
Ice-berg lettuce!
Why did the ice hockey player bring a suitcase?
Because he wanted to pack his gear!”
These hockey jokes are perfect for sharing with friends and family at the rink or while watching the game! Enjoy the laughter and keep the spirit of hockey alive!