Dad Jokes 
Let’s be real, nothing gets people talking quite like a collection of horrible jokes. You know, the kind of jokes that are so bad, they’re actually good (or at least memorable). These jokes are the ones that make you groan, cringe, and maybe even reconsider your entire sense of humor—but secretly, you love them.
Embrace the Cringe with These Horrible Jokes!
We all have that one friend who thinks they’re hilarious, even when their jokes are seriously questionable. Or maybe, just maybe, you’re that person. If so, welcome to the land of horrible jokes. This is the place where punchlines go to die, but you can’t help laughing anyway. Get ready, because these 20 jokes are going to leave you saying, “Wow, that was bad,” but with a smile on your face.
1. What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
2. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
3. How do you organize a space party?
You planet. (Yes, again—it’s that bad.)
4. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
5. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
6. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
7. What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Live stream.
8. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
9. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
10. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
11. How do cows stay up to date?
They read the moos-paper.
12. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole-in-one!
13. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
14. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels.
15. Why was the stadium so hot?
Because all the fans left!
16. What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
17. Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything!
18. What did one hat say to the other?
Stay here, I’m going on ahead.
19. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room.
20. Why was the tomato blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
There you have it, 20 of the most horrible jokes you’ll ever hear. Sure, they’re cringe-worthy, but that’s what makes them great, right? Whether you love them or hate them (or both), these jokes are perfect for awkward silences, unsuspecting friends, or when you just need to lighten the mood with some truly bad humor.