Dad Jokes 
Ready for some laughs that push the boundaries a bit? Here are some inappropriate knock-knock jokes that are sure to get a chuckle (or a groan)! Remember, these are meant for a more adult audience, so keep them among friends who appreciate a little edgy humor.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
²Dishes who?
Dishes is a nice place you got here.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
²Olive who?
Olive you, but I can’t stand your jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you! Now get me a drink!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
²Wendy who?
Wendy you think you’re going to stop annoying me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
²Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, can you stop talking?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
²Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’m calling the cops!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! Now give me a drink!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry! It’s just a bad joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo! And you need to chill!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
²Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
²Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door before I freeze!.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
²Bacon who?
Bacon a cake, can you let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
²Yoda who?
Yoda best friend I ever had!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
²Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh—
Moo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
²Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
²Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
²Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see your face!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avery.
²Avery who?
Avery bad joke, that’s who!
Enjoy sharing these inappropriate knock-knock jokes with your friends for some good laughs!