Dad Jokes 
Get ready for some giggles! Here are some fun and silly jokes perfect for 2nd graders. These jokes are light-hearted, easy to understand, and guaranteed to make kids laugh. Let’s jump right into the fun!
Silly Jokes to Make You Smile
Here are 30 jokes for 2nd graders that are sure to bring joy and laughter!
1. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
“Because it was already stuffed!”
2. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
“A gummy bear!”
3. Why did the bicycle fall over?
“Because it was two-tired!”
4. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
5. Why did the student eat his homework?
“Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!”
6. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
“A dino-snore!”
7. How do you organize a space party?
“You planet!”
8. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
“A carrot!”
9. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
“Because they might crack up!”
10. What do you call a funny mountain?
“Hill-arious!”
11. Why was the math book sad?
“Because it had too many problems!”
12. How does a snowman get around?
“By riding an ‘icicle!’”
13. Why was the computer cold?
“Because it left its Windows open!”
14. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
“Frostbite!”
15. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
“Because she will let it go!”
16. What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
“Dam!”
17. What do you call a sleeping bull?
“A bulldozer!”
18. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
“Because it felt crummy!”
19. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
“Hey, bud!”
20. Why did the music teacher go to jail?
“Because she got caught with too many sharp notes!”
21. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
“An investigator!”
22. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
“In case he got a hole in one!”
23. How do you catch a squirrel?
“Climb a tree and act like a nut!”
24. Why do fish live in saltwater?
“Because pepper makes them sneeze!”
25. What do you call a cow with no legs?
“Ground beef!”
26. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
“Between you and me, something smells!”
27. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
“Because it wasn’t peeling well!”
28. What’s a cat’s favorite color?
“Purrr-ple!”
29. Why did the picture go to jail?
“Because it was framed!”
30. How do you make a tissue dance?
“Put a little boogie in it!”
Time to Share Some Laughs!
These jokes for 2nd graders are perfect for sharing with friends and family. Whether you’re at school, home, or a party, these jokes will surely spark laughter and joy. So get out there and spread the giggles!