Getting kids to laugh can be one of the best ways to brighten their day! Here are 20 funny jokes for elementary students that are age-appropriate, silly, and sure to get some giggles. Perfect for sharing at recess or during class!
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crumbly!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
“R,” but it’s the “C” they truly love!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
*An investi-gator!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her class was so bright!
What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?
So-fish-ticated!
These jokes for elementary students are perfect for sharing with friends or using to lighten the mood in class. They’re guaranteed to bring smiles and laughter to any young audience. Enjoy the fun!