Dad Jokes 
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School is a place of learning, laughter, and a little bit of fun! What better way to lighten the mood than with some jokes for kids about school? These jokes are perfect for the classroom, the playground, or even at home while doing homework. So, let’s get giggling with some school-themed humor!
Time to Laugh!
- Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright! - What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Lots of homework! - Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake! - What’s a math teacher’s favorite place in NYC?
Times Square! - Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems! - What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
“You look pretty sharp today!” - Why did the computer go to school?
To improve its web design skills! - What did the teacher say to the student who was late?
“You’re tardy, but I’m glad you’re here!” - Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school! - How do you organize a space party?
You planet! - Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! - What’s a teacher’s favorite dessert?
Apple pie! - Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many sharp notes! - What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer! - Why did the gym teacher go to art school?
Because he wanted to learn how to draw a crowd! - What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot?
A thesaurus! - Why did the science teacher break up with the math teacher?
Because she had too many issues! - How did the geography teacher always find his way?
He always had the right maps! - Why did the student bring a blanket to school?
Because he wanted to sleep on the subject! - What did the principal say to the naughty student?
“You’re on thin ice, but I’ll let it slide this time!”
Keep the Giggles Going!
There you have it—jokes for kids about school that are sure to spark some laughter! Share these with your friends or classmates, and let the good times roll during recess or even in the classroom. Learning is fun, especially when you can add a little humor to it!