Looking to spark some giggles and laughter among little ones? Jokes for kids are a fantastic way to entertain and brighten their day! Simple and silly, these jokes are perfect for kids of all ages. Let’s dive into a collection of fun jokes that are sure to bring out the smiles!

1. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!

2. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling well!

3. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved!

4. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because it was already stuffed!

5. How does a cucumber become a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience!

6. What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer!

7. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school!

8. What’s a cat’s favorite color?

Purrr-ple!

9. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go!

10. How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

11. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!

12. What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells!

Because it felt crummy!

14. How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

15. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

16. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

Because he had no body to go with him!

17. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

18. What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

19. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one!

20. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A thesaurus!


These jokes for little kids are perfect for sharing at home, in classrooms, or anywhere you want to bring smiles! Enjoy the giggles, and keep the fun going!

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