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Get ready to giggle with these jokes for preschoolers! Simple, silly, and perfect for little ones, these jokes will bring smiles and laughter to your favorite kiddos. Let’s hop into the fun!
20 Silly Jokes for Preschoolers
1. “What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!”
2. “Why did the cow go to space? To see the moooon!”
3. “What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!”
4. “Why was the cookie sad? Because it felt crummy!”
5. “What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!”
6. “Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!”
7. “What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!”
8. “Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!”
9. “What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!”
10. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”
11. “What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!”
12. “Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!”
13. “What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!”
14. “Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!”
15. “What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Arrrr!”
16. “Why did the frog take the bus to school? Because his car got toad away!”
17. “What do you call a funny book about pancakes? A flip book!”
18. “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”
19. “What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!”
20. “Why was the broom late? It swept in!”
These jokes for preschoolers are sure to spark laughter and joy! Share them during storytime, playtime, or any time you want to brighten the day!