Dad Jokes 
Looking to brighten your day with some laughs? Here’s a collection of jokes that are perfect for sharing with friends, family, or even just keeping to yourself for a little chuckle. Enjoy these jokes to lift your spirits!
1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
2. What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory!
3. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
5. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
6. How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints!
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
8. What did one hat say to the other?
“You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!”
9. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
10. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
11. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
12. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
13. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
14. Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
15. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
16. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
17. Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
18. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
19. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
20. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
Feel free to share these jokes to spread some joy today! Laughter is the best medicine, after all.