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Sometimes, the best jokes are the ones that leave you scratching your head and asking, “What did I just hear?” Welcome to the wonderfully weird world of jokes that don’t make sense—they’re absurd, random, and somehow still hilarious! Ready to dive in?
20 jokes that don’t make sense
1. “Why did the tomato turn purple? Because it saw the salad dressing!”
2. “What did the wall say to the ceiling? ‘Stop looking down on me!’”
3. “Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work!”
4. “If you’re an apple and I’m a banana, why does the moon walk backwards?”
5. “Why don’t bicycles ever tell secrets? Because they have too many spokes!”
6. “How many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Ducks don’t change lightbulbs.”
7. “What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.”
8. “If you drop a sock, does it still fly south for the winter?”
9. “What did one snowman say to the other? ‘Do you smell carrots?’”
10. “Why is the number six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine, and ten ate all the cake.”
11. “What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? I don’t know, but he can’t see!”
12. “Why did the chicken join the band? Because it already had drumsticks!”
13. “If you have three apples and four oranges, how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats.”
14. “What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.”
15. “Why was the broom late? It swept in.”
16. “How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!”
17. “What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!”
18. “Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.”
19. “What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, but it let out a little wine.”
20. “If you’re in a boat with five bananas, how far can you swim on one cup of coffee? No idea, but the giraffe is still in the fridge.”
And there you have it—20 jokes that don’t make sense but somehow still make us laugh! Whether you’re trying to confuse your friends or just enjoy the oddness of it all, these nonsensical gems are perfect for a good chuckle.