Dad Jokes 
Brighten Someone’s Day with Uplifting Jokes!
When someone’s feeling down, a little humor can go a long way! Here’s a collection of jokes to cheer someone up over text that are perfect for lifting spirits and bringing smiles. Send these lighthearted gems to your friends or family to brighten their day and remind them to laugh a little!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why was the computer cold?
Because it left its Windows open!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
What did the traffic light say to the car?
“Don’t look! I’m about to change!”
Conclusion: Spread Some Smiles with These Jokes!
There you go—an assortment of jokes to cheer someone up over text! Use these to bring a smile to someone’s face and remind them that laughter is the best medicine. So go ahead, send one (or all!) of these jokes to someone who needs a little pick-me-up today!