Dad Jokes 
Texting Your Way to a Smile!
Looking to brighten up her day with some laughs? Funny jokes to tell a girl over text are a perfect way to keep the conversation light and playful! Here are some great jokes you can text to a girl that are sure to make her smile or even giggle. Let’s get started!
1. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!”
2. “What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!”
3. “Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!”
4. “What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!”
5. “Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!”
6. “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!”
7. “Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy!”
8. “What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!”
9. “What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!”
10. “Why did the girl bring a ladder to the bar?
Because she heard the drinks were on the house!”
11. “What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!”
12. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!”
13. “Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!”
14. “What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on!”
15. “Are you a magician?
Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
16. “What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!”
17. “What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!”
18. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!”
19. “If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard!”
20. “Are you a parking ticket?
Because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you!”
Conclusion
These jokes are a fantastic way to keep the conversation light and fun! Texting her a little humor can brighten her day and show her your playful side. So pick a few favorites, hit send, and enjoy the laughs!