Dad Jokes 
Get ready to giggle because we’re diving into a collection of the best kid knock knock jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Knock knock jokes are the classic way to get kids laughing, and what better way to lighten the mood than with some silly puns and playful humor? Whether you’re looking for a quick laugh or a fun way to break the ice, these jokes are perfect for kids of all ages (and adults who are just kids at heart!).
Open the Door to Laughter with Knock Knock Jokes!
Imagine this: You’re at a family gathering, and the kids are restless. What do you do? You unleash the power of kid knock knock jokes! These jokes are like little packages of joy, just waiting to be opened. With 20 of the best knock knock jokes at your fingertips, you’ll be the hit of the party. So, without further ado, let’s knock knock our way to some laughter!
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
²Lettuce who?
Lettuce in; it’s freezing out here!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moooo!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
²Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
²Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
²Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in?
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry; it’s just a joke!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
²Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
²Adore who?
Adore is between us; open up!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
²Dishes who?
Dishes the police; open up!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
²Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
²Wendy who?
Wendy you want to go play outside?
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo!
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
²Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, let me in!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cactus.
²Cactus who?
Cactus doesn’t care; it’s prickly!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo hoo.
Boo hoo who?
Why are you crying?
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
²Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
I’m so glad you asked!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Batter.
²Batter who?
Batter open up; it’s starting to rain!
And there you have it—20 hilarious kid knock knock jokes that are sure to get everyone laughing! So the next time you’re in need of a little laughter, remember these knock knock gems. They’re perfect for playdates, family gatherings, or just any time you want to bring a smile to someone’s face. Happy joking!