Dad Jokes 
Get ready to laugh with some classic knock.knock jokes! These jokes are perfect for all ages and can be shared anywhere—from the playground to the office. So, let’s open the door to some giggles and enjoy!
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
²Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moooo!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
²Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
²Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
²Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
²Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, let me in!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
²Bee who?
Bee-lieve me, I’m the best!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
²Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll freeze!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
²Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to say hello!
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
²Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
²Icy who?
Icy you, can you see me too?
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
²Gladys who?
Gladys the weekend is here!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buttercup.
²Buttercup who?
Buttercup your phone, it’s ringing!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
²Snow who?
Snow use, I can’t remember my name!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
²Juno who?
Juno what time it is?
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
²Roach who?
Roach you a letter, and I’m putting it in your mailbox!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
No, silly! Cow goes moo!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Enjoy the Laughter with Knock.Knock Jokes!
These knock.knock jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face and get everyone giggling! Perfect for sharing with family and friends, they’re a great way to lighten the mood and have fun together. Enjoy and keep the laughter going!