Dad Jokes 
Who doesn’t love a good knock-knock joke? These classics never fail to get a giggle, a groan, or at least a smile. If you’re looking for some fun, lighthearted humor, you’ve come to the right place! These knock-knock jokes with answers are perfect for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who could use a quick laugh.
Let’s get knockin’!
1. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
²Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
2. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
²Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
3. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
4. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
5. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says mooo!
6. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
7. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
²Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
8. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
²Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!
9. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
²Snow who?
Snow laughing matter, let me in!
10. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good, Hawaii you?
11. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
²Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
12. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
²Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to go out with me?
13. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
²Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
14. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
²Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
15. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
²Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
16. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
²Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
17. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
18. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
²Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
19. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
²Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
20. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
²Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, let’s go on a trip!
There you have it—20 knock-knock jokes with answers to bring some fun into your day. These are perfect for a quick laugh or when you just want to brighten someone’s mood. So, knock knock…who’s there? It’s fun knocking at your door!