Are you ready to unleash some superhero humor? Whether you’re a die-hard Marvel fan or just enjoy a good laugh, these jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone. Here are some Marvel-themed jokes that will have you chuckling faster than Quicksilver!
1. Why did Spider-Man join the computer class?
Because he wanted to improve his web design skills!
2. What’s Thor’s favorite part of a joke?
The punch line!
3. Why can’t Iron Man play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when you have a glowing suit!
4. What did the Hulk say to the waiter?
“Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m hungry!”
5. Why does Black Widow always carry a pencil?
In case she needs to draw her bow!
6. How does Captain America like his coffee?
With a splash of America!
7. What does Spider-Man do after a breakup?
He goes on the web to find a new girlfriend!
8. Why did the Avengers break up with their significant others?
Because they couldn’t handle the drama!
9. What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of humor?
A pun-derful hero!
10. Why did Groot take a nap?
Because he was tired of being a tree!
11. What do you call it when Thor gets angry?
A thunderstorm!
12. How does Doctor Strange stay organized?
With his sorcerer binder!
13. What’s the Hulk’s favorite exercise?
Smash and dash!
14. Why did Iron Man get kicked out of school?
For having too much metal!
15. Why don’t the Avengers use the subway?
Because they always take the Captain route!
16. How does Thor communicate with his friends?
He uses Thors (text messages)!
17. Why did the Scarlet Witch break up with her boyfriend?
He kept hexing her!
18. What do you call a superhero who loves to play cards?
A deck hero!
19. Why was Black Panther a great musician?
Because he had good rhythm!
20. What did Loki say to his brother when he was being annoying?
“You’re asgard annoying!”
Feel free to share these Marvel jokes with your fellow superhero fans and keep the laughter going!