Math Dad Jokes

Get ready to divide your boredom and multiply your laughter, because we’re about to hit you with some math dad jokes! Whether you’re a numbers nerd or just enjoy some corny humor, these jokes are a perfect mix of math and classic dad humor. Let’s get those calculators ready—here come the laughs!

1. Why was the equal sign so humble?

Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.

2. What’s a math teacher’s favorite place?

Times Square.

3. Why don’t calculators make good friends?

Because you can always count on them, but they’re terrible at expressing emotions.

4. Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor?

The teacher told him not to use tables.

5. What’s the king of the pencil case?

The ruler.

6. Why was the fraction so nervous?

Because it knew it would have to go over the division.

7. How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner—it’s always 90 degrees.

8. Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?

Because it had more “cents.”

9. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

10. Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots.

11. Why did the two 4s skip lunch?

Because they already 8.

12. What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt!

13. Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight (ate) nine!

14. How do you make seven an even number?

Just take away the “s.”

15. What’s the best tool for math class?

Multi-pliers.

16. Why did the obtuse angle go to therapy?

Because it could never be right.

17. What’s a math teacher’s favorite dessert?

Pi.

18. Why did the number 10 break up with the number 11?

Because 11 was always too odd.

19. How does a mathematician plow fields?

With a pro-tractor.

20. Why was the geometry book always stressed?

It had too many problems.

That’s a wrap on our math dad jokes! Whether you’re acing math class or barely passing, these jokes will always add up to some solid laughter. Just remember: when in doubt, always look for the right angle to get a good laugh!