Dad Jokes 
Get ready to salute the laughter with some hilarious military jokes that are sure to lighten the mood! Whether you’re in uniform or just love a good chuckle, these jokes are perfect for sharing with fellow service members or anyone who appreciates a little military humor. Let’s dive into the fun!
1. Why did the soldier sleep with a piece of paper?
Because he wanted to draft a good plan!
2. What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas?
A seasoned veteran!
3. Why do military officers always carry a pencil?
In case they have to draw their weapons!
4. How do you know if there’s an Air Force pilot at your party?
Don’t worry, he’ll tell you!
5. What’s the difference between a soldier and a civilian?
The soldier gets a free trip to the field!
6. Why did the army major break up with his girlfriend?
She had too many “issues” with his “rank”!
7. What did the captain say when he saw the enemy?
“Let’s get this party started!”
8. Why did the military officer go to art school?
To learn how to draw his weapon!
9. What’s a soldier’s favorite type of music?
Heavy metal!
10. Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a military base?
Because the walls have ears!
11. How does a soldier keep his pants up?
With a belt-fed ammunition!
12. What do you call a soldier who knows how to play the piano?
A major general!
13. Why did the sergeant always carry a pencil?
To draw his men into formation!
14. What do you call a military officer who knows how to do math?
A math-ter sergeant!
15. Why are military jokes the best?
Because they always have a good punchline!
16. What do you call a drill sergeant who tells jokes?
A pun-ishing officer!
17. Why did the soldier get kicked out of the army?
He couldn’t pass the “basic” test!
18. How do soldiers communicate in the jungle?
With “wood” talk!
19. Why did the soldier bring a ladder to battle?
He heard the fight was going to the next level!
20. What’s a soldier’s favorite type of exercise?
Military presses!
Laugh Out Loud with Military Jokes!
These military jokes are perfect for sharing with your squad or using to lighten the mood during training or downtime. Whether you’re in the field or off duty, laughter is a great way to bond and relieve stress. So, keep the humor alive and enjoy these chuckles!