Dad Jokes 
46Why did the musician break up with his metronome?
What did the music teacher go to jail for?
Why did the guitar teacher get locked out?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why did the orchestra break up?
How do you fix a broken tuba?
Why did the singer bring a ladder to the gig?
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
Why was the musician so good at tennis?
What do you call a cow that plays an instrument?
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
What’s a pirate’s favorite musical instrument?
Why did the piano break up with the accordion?
What do you call a musical fish?
How do you organize a space band?
Why did the drummer get kicked out of the band?
What do you call someone who steals a piano?
Why did the music notes get kicked out of school?
What’s a musician’s favorite dessert?
Why are piano players so good at math?
What did one music note say to the other?
How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
What’s a vampire’s favorite song?
Why did the band get lost?
What’s a cat’s favorite musical genre?
Why did the violinist bring a pencil to the concert?
What did the music teacher say when her class asked for a break?
What’s a musician’s favorite game?
Why did the rock band go to the bank?
Get ready to strum up some laughter with these music dad jokes! Perfect for any music lover, these puns and one-liners will hit all the right notes. Here we go!
Musical Laughs
Why did the musician break up with his metronome?
Because it just couldn’t keep up!
What did the music teacher go to jail for?
For getting caught with too many sharp objects!
Why did the guitar teacher get locked out?
Because he couldn’t find the right “key”!
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music!
Why did the orchestra break up?
Too many “string” issues!
How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue!
Why did the singer bring a ladder to the gig?
To reach the high notes!
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
The trombone—because it’s got all the right “bones”!
Why was the musician so good at tennis?
Because he had great “racket” skills!
What do you call a cow that plays an instrument?
A “moo-sician”!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
Because they kept going “bock, bock, bock” instead of “Bach, Bach, Bach”!
What’s a pirate’s favorite musical instrument?
The “arr”-monica!
Why did the piano break up with the accordion?
It found it too “pressing”!
What do you call a musical fish?
A bass guitar!
How do you organize a space band?
You planet!
Why did the drummer get kicked out of the band?
He kept beating around the bush!
What do you call someone who steals a piano?
A “flat” major!
Why did the music notes get kicked out of school?
They couldn’t keep their “scale” together!
What’s a musician’s favorite dessert?
“Rock” cakes!
Why are piano players so good at math?
Because they know all the right “keys”!
What did one music note say to the other?
“You’re just my type!”
How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?
They don’t know when to come in!
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
Bananas—because they’re always going “b-a-n-a-n-a-s”!
What’s a vampire’s favorite song?
“I Want to Suck Your Blood!”
Why did the band get lost?
They couldn’t find their “direction”!
What’s a cat’s favorite musical genre?
Meow-sic!
Why did the violinist bring a pencil to the concert?
To draw a little “attention”!
What did the music teacher say when her class asked for a break?
“No time for a ‘rest’—let’s keep playing!”
What’s a musician’s favorite game?
“Band”-emonium!
Why did the rock band go to the bank?
To get their “cash” flow!
There you have it—the music dad jokes to keep you giggling! Perfect for sharing with fellow music lovers or anyone in need of a good laugh!