Dad Jokes 
Kick off the New Year with a hearty laugh! New Year dad jokes are the perfect way to ring in the festivities with a smile. Whether you’re at a party or just celebrating at home, these puns will keep the good vibes rolling into the new year!
1. What’s a New Year’s resolution?
Something that goes in one year and out the other!
2. Why did the New Year’s party go to jail?
Because it was charged with a good time!
3. What do you call a room full of guilty New Year’s resolutions?
A “no-commitment zone”!
4. Why was the math book unhappy at New Year’s?
Because it had too many problems to solve!
5. What did the champagne bottle say to the party?
“Cheers to a bubbly New Year!”
6. Why do New Year’s resolutions make terrible friends?
Because they always break!
7. What’s a New Year’s favorite candy?
A “Time” bar!
8. Why did the calendar apply for a job?
Because it wanted to make some “dates”!
9. What do you call a snowman on New Year’s Eve?
A puddle!
10. Why do we need to stop using New Year’s resolutions?
They’re just getting old—just like last year!
11. What did one New Year’s Day say to the other?
“Let’s make this one unforgettable!”
12. How do you know when a New Year’s party is going well?
When the ball drops and the laughter rises!
13. What’s a New Year’s wish from a dad?
“May your troubles last as long as your resolutions!”
14. Why did the clock break up with the calendar?
It found it too “date-oriented”!
15. What do you call someone who always brings a New Year’s resolution to the party?
A “resolutionary”!
16. Why did the New Year’s baby bring a ladder?
To reach new heights!
17. What do you call a New Year’s celebration in outer space?
A “blast-off” party!
18. Why did the football team go to the New Year’s party?
They wanted to score some extra points!
19. What’s a New Year’s Eve favorite game?
“Guess Who” with last year’s resolutions!
20. Why did the New Year’s Eve cake go to therapy?
Because it had too many layers of emotional frosting!
Conclusion
These New Year dad jokes are the perfect way to kick off the celebrations with laughter! Share them with friends and family as you toast to new beginnings and good times. Here’s to a joyful and pun-filled New Year!