Dad Jokes 
34Why did the man break up with his calendar?
Why do New Year’s resolutions go to therapy?
Why did the New Year’s baby bring a ladder?
What’s a New Year’s resolution’s favorite drink?
Why did the computer keep crashing on New Year’s Eve?
What did the champagne bottle say to the glass?
Why do people make New Year’s resolutions?
What do you call a New Year’s resolution that’s hard to keep?
Why did everyone love New Year’s Eve?
What do New Year’s babies wear?
Why was the math book sad on New Year’s Day?
Why do we never see New Year’s resolutions at the gym?
What’s the best way to avoid getting old in the new year?
Why did the party invite the calendar?
What’s a ghost’s favorite part of New Year’s Eve?
Why did the donut join the New Year’s party?
Kick off the new year with some laughter! Here’s a collection of New Year jokes One Liners format that will get you giggling as you welcome 2024!
My New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow!
I can’t believe it’s already 2024; time flies when you’re having fun and avoiding your responsibilities!
I told my friend I was going to make a resolution to be more positive, but I’m not sure if I can commit.
Why did the man break up with his calendar?
Because it had too many dates!
My New Year’s resolution is to lose weight. I hope it’s the same number I lost last year!
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right—unless we forget to write the correct year!
I’m entering the new year like a pro—complete with snacks and a cozy blanket!
Why do New Year’s resolutions go to therapy?
They always have commitment issues!
This year, I’m going to be more adventurous—starting with trying every snack in the pantry!
Why did the New Year’s baby bring a ladder?
To reach new heights!
I can’t believe it’s already the new year; didn’t we just do this?
What’s a New Year’s resolution’s favorite drink?
A “cheers” of course!
I’m not making resolutions this year; I’m just going to keep my expectations low and my snacks high!
Why did the computer keep crashing on New Year’s Eve?
It couldn’t handle the “byte” of the new year!
My goal for 2024? Just to keep making the same mistakes, but with a little more style!
What did the champagne bottle say to the glass?
“You’re looking bubbly tonight!”
I’ve decided that my New Year’s resolution is to be less sarcastic, but you probably won’t believe me!
Why do people make New Year’s resolutions?
So they can break them right away and feel bad about themselves!
What do you call a New Year’s resolution that’s hard to keep?
A “goal” you never quite reach!
Why did everyone love New Year’s Eve?
Because it’s the one night you can legally party like it’s 1999!
What do New Year’s babies wear?
Diapered hopes and dreams!
My New Year’s resolution is to be more in the moment—unless there’s cake!
Why was the math book sad on New Year’s Day?
It had too many unresolved problems!
Why do we never see New Year’s resolutions at the gym?
Because they’re always on the couch!
What’s the best way to avoid getting old in the new year?
Just don’t count the years!
My New Year’s resolution is to be less judgmental, but I can’t help it!
Why did the party invite the calendar?
Because it knew how to throw a good date!
What’s a ghost’s favorite part of New Year’s Eve?
The “boo”-last!
Why did the donut join the New Year’s party?
Because it knew how to roll with the punches!
Here’s to a new year filled with laughter, love, and lots of puns!
Enjoy these New Year jokes One Liners as you celebrate the arrival of 2024! Share them with friends and family to keep the laughter going!