Dad Jokes 
Welcome to the funniest celebration of the year! As we step into the New Year, it’s time to kick back, relax, and share some laughter. What better way to do that than with a collection of New Years jokes? Whether you’re at a party, gathering around the dinner table, or just hanging out with friends, these jokes are guaranteed to bring the house down. So grab a glass of sparkling cider (or something a bit stronger), and get ready for some rib-tickling humor as we ring in the New Year!
🎉 New Year, New Laughs!
What did the little champagne bottle call his father?
Pop!
Why did the New Year’s resolution go to school?
To improve its “goal” setting!
What do you call always wanting a New Year’s resolution?
A “yearning” for change!
Why do you need a jeweler on New Year’s Eve?
To ring in the New Year!
What’s a New Year’s resolution?
Something that goes in one year and out the other!
Why was the New Year’s party so dull?
Because it was just a bunch of “knot”-worthy resolutions!
What does a snowman do on New Year’s Eve?
Chill out!
How do you know you’re getting old?
When you make your New Year’s resolutions and then forget them by breakfast!
What did one calendar say to the other?
“I’m just a year ahead of you!”
Why did the man propose on New Year’s Eve?
Because he wanted to make it a “date” to remember!
What’s a New Year’s Day favorite song?
“Auld Lang Syne” – or as I call it, “that song nobody knows the words to!”
Why did the computer crash on New Year’s Eve?
It had too many “bytes” to handle!
What do you call a New Year’s resolution that never works out?
A “goal-den” opportunity wasted!
Why did the old year break up with the new year?
Because it had too many issues!
What do you say to someone who makes a lot of resolutions?
“You’re really trying to ‘goal’ somewhere!”
Why do New Year’s resolutions often fail?
Because they’re made on a whim and “whim” is short for “whimsical!”
How does a penguin build its house for the New Year?
Igloos it together!
Why do we give up our resolutions?
Because they’re “re-solutioned” every year!
What did the toast say to the bread on New Year’s Eve?
“Let’s make this night ‘butter’ together!”
Why did everyone break out in laughter at the New Year’s party?
Because they couldn’t “contain” their excitement!
What do you call a New Year’s party in a volcano?
A “lava” good time!
There you have it—20 hilarious New Years jokes to kickstart your celebrations! Use these jokes to keep the laughter flowing as you countdown to midnight and embrace the adventures of the coming year. So go ahead, share them with friends, and let the good times roll! Cheers to laughter, joy, and a fantastic New Year ahead!