Dad Jokes 
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Laughing at Life’s Quirks!
Get ready for some light-hearted humor with these no arms no legs jokes! Perfect for sharing a giggle and finding joy in the little things, these jokes will bring smiles all around.
1. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob!
2. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying on the front porch?
Matt!
3. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Russell!
4. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a closet?
Gene!
5. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
Art!
6. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed?
Phil!
7. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs under a car?
Jack!
8. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who loves to play the piano?
Claude!
9. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who loves to make pancakes?
Flapjack!
10. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your front lawn?
Yard!
Conclusion: Keep the Laughs Coming!
And there you have it—10 light-hearted no arms no legs jokes to bring a smile to your day! Share these with friends for a good laugh and enjoy the fun!