Dad Jokes 
Sometimes, the best jokes are the ones that aren’t quite funny at all! Here are some intentionally “not funny” jokes that will leave you groaning or chuckling at their sheer silliness. Let’s dive into the un-funny side of humor!
1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything… and it’s just not funny!
2. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner.” Yeah, that’s not hilarious!
3. Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks… and that’s just average!
4. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta… not exactly a knee-slapper!
5. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together… pretty boring, right?
6. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese… could’ve been better!
7. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired… classic, but not great!
8. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one. Yawn!
9. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear… you could see that one coming!
10. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus… not even a chuckle!
11. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot… and that’s just plain silly!
12. Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
Because all the fans left… kinda lame, right?
13. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose… eh, not so funny!
14. How do you organize a space party?
You planet… but it falls flat!
15. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems… but who cares?
16. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sophisticated… and not amusing at all!
17. Why was the broom late?
It swept in… but no laughs here!
18. What did one hat say to the other?
“You stay here; I’ll go on ahead.” Not funny!
19. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing… could do better!
20. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut… not exactly a punchline!
These not funny jokes might not get you rolling on the floor with laughter, but they’re sure to bring some groans and smiles! Enjoy sharing them!