Dad Jokes 
Oink, oink! Get ready for some squeaky clean laughter with these pig jokes for kids! Whether you’re sharing them at the farm or just for fun, these jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone. Let’s jump right in!
1. Why did the pig play in the mud?
Because it was a little boar!
2. What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
3. How do pigs keep their hair in place?
With hogspray!
4. What did the pig say when it was asked to stop playing with its food?
“I’m just having a little oink of fun!”
5. Why did the pig cross the road?
To get to the other swine!
6. What do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork!
7. What’s a pig’s favorite type of music?
Hip-hop!
8. Why don’t pigs ever use cell phones?
Because they can’t find their pig-tion!
9. What do you call a pig that can do magic?
A pork- magician!
10. Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machines!
11. What do you call a pig who’s great at basketball?
A swine-dunk champion!
12. Why did the pig sit on the sand?
Because it wanted to make a pig-casso!
13. What did the farmer say after he lost his pig?
“Where’s my oink-toberfest?”
14. How do pigs greet each other?
With a pork-fect handshake!
15. Why was the pig so bad at poker?
Because it kept showing its hand!
16. What do you call a pig that likes to sing?
A ham singer!
17. Why was the pig a good friend?
Because it always kept it real!
18. What do you call a pig that loves to eat?
Porky!
19. Why did the pig go to art school?
To become a pork-artist!
20. How do you make a pig smile?
You oink at it!
These pig jokes for kids are sure to bring some giggles and oinks to your day! Share them with friends and family for a fun-filled laugh!