Dad Jokes 
Get ready to shuffle the deck and deal out some laughter with these poker jokes! Whether you’re a high-stakes player or just enjoy a friendly game, these jokes will keep the chips stacked high and the smiles even higher. Let’s ante up!
1. Why do poker players prefer to play in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs!
2. What did the poker player say when he lost his chips?
“Guess I’m all in… to the snack bar!”
3. Why don’t sharks like to play poker?
They can’t handle the flush!
4. How do you know when a poker player is bluffing?
Their lips are moving!
5. Why was the poker player bad at math?
He kept trying to count his chips in his head!
6. What’s a poker player’s favorite exercise?
Cardio!
7. Why did the poker player bring a ladder?
To reach new heights in the game!
8. What did one poker chip say to the other?
“Cash me outside!”
9. Why did the chicken sit at the poker table?
To play her cards right!
10. What do you call a poker player who can’t stop winning?
A lucky duck!
11. Why did the bicycle fall over at the poker table?
Because it was two-tired of losing!
12. What do poker players and cats have in common?
They both love a good scratch!
13. Why was the poker game so cold?
Because it was full of fans!
14. What did the poker player say to the dealer?
“Hit me, I’m feeling lucky!”
15. Why did the card player go to therapy?
He had too many issues to deal with!
16. How do poker players greet each other?
With a chip and a smile!
17. Why did the fish join a poker game?
He heard there was a lot of scaly competition!
18. What’s a poker player’s favorite movie?
The Good, the Bad, and the Lucky!
19. Why did the scarecrow win the poker game?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
20. How do poker players stay in shape?
They practice their poker face every day!
21. What did the poker player say to his girlfriend?
“You’re the ace up my sleeve!”
22. Why do poker players never play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when they have a tell!
23. How do poker players stay cool?
They always have a fan nearby!
24. Why did the poker player always carry a pencil?
To draw the best hands!
25. What’s a poker player’s least favorite vegetable?
A bluffalo!
26. Why did the card cheat always wear a jacket?
He was hiding his sleeves!
27. What’s a poker player’s favorite dessert?
All-in pie!
28. Why do poker players make terrible comedians?
Because they can’t handle the punchlines!
29. What did the poker player say after winning?
“I’m on a royal flush!”
30. How do you know if someone’s a poker expert?
They can read your mind… or at least your face!
There you have it—poker jokes that are sure to make you chuckle! Share them at your next game night and keep the fun rolling!