Poop Jokes

Let’s face it: humor comes in all shapes and sizes, but few things can bring out a hearty laugh quite like poop jokes. Whether you’re young or just young at heart, these classic gags remind us that laughter is the best medicine—even when the topic is a little bit, well, messy! So grab your sense of humor and get ready to giggle as we dive into 20 of the best poop jokes that will have you laughing out loud!

1. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom!

2. What do you call a bathroom superhero?

Captain Pooper!

3. How do you know when a joke is a “dad” joke?

When it becomes apparent!

4. What did one piece of poop say to the other?

You crack me up!

5. Why did the poop cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken’s butt!

6. What do you get if you eat beans and onions?

Tear gas!

7. Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack!

8. What did the poop say to the fart?

You blow me away!

9. Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks!

10. What do you call a poop that tells jokes?

A funny dump!

11. Why do we never tell secrets on the toilet?

Because it’s too easy to crack up!

12. How does poop stay in shape?

It does squat!

13. What did the toilet say to the urinal?

You look a little pee-ved!

14. What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

15. What did the poop say after a workout?

I’m feeling a bit flushed!

16. Why did the baby poop its pants?

Because it wanted to be a little stinker!

17. What do you call a fairy that hasn’t taken a bath?

Stinkerbell!

18. What did the poop say to the toilet?

I’m going to take a seat!

19. Why was the poop so good at music?

Because it had great rhythm!

20. How do poop jokes stay funny?

They keep their humor “current”!

There you have it—20 of the best poop jokes guaranteed to make you chuckle and maybe even groan! Remember, laughter is contagious, so share these with your friends and family for some light-hearted fun. After all, life is too short not to laugh at the silly stuff! Keep the giggles rolling and embrace the humor in everyday life!