Dad Jokes 
Preschool is all about fun, laughter, and silly jokes! These preschool jokes are perfect for little ones who are just starting to discover the joy of humor. Share these giggles with your favorite preschoolers and watch them light up with laughter! 🤗
1. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was already stuffed!
2. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
3. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
4. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
5. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy!
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
7. Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
8. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
9. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
10. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
“Hey, bud!”
11. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
12. What do you call a bear with no ears?
B!
13. Why was the broom late?
Because it swept too long!
14. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
15. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
16. What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can count on!
17. Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them!
18. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A necktarine!
19. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
20. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
There you go—20 preschool jokes that are sure to bring out the giggles and smiles! Perfect for storytime, playtime, or anytime you want to share a little joy. Enjoy spreading the laughter! 🌈😊