Pussy Jokes

Purring with Laughter!

Get ready for some light-hearted fun with these pussy jokes! Perfect for cat lovers and anyone who enjoys a good laugh, these jokes will have you giggling like a playful kitten.

1. What do you call a pile of cats?

A meow-tain!

2. Why was the cat sitting on the computer?

Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!

3. What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon?

A sour puss!

4. Why did the cat join Instagram?

Because it wanted to be a “purr-sonality”!

5. How do cats end a fight?

They hiss and make up!

6. What do you call a cat that loves to bowl?

An alley cat!

7. Why was the cat so good at video games?

Because it had nine lives!

8. What’s a cat’s favorite color?

Purr-ple!

9. Why do cats always land on their feet?

Because they have “paws” for thought!

10. How did the cat feel after making a great joke?

Paws-itively hilarious!

11. What do cats like to eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies!

12. Why did the cat sit on the mat?

Because it didn’t want to be a “cat-astrophe”!

13. What’s a cat’s favorite movie?

The Sound of Mews-ic!

14. Why do cats make terrible storytellers?

Because they only have one tale!

15. What did the cat say to the dog?

“Fur-get about it!”

Conclusion: Feline Fun!

And there you have it—15 delightful pussy jokes to bring a smile to your face! Share them with friends and family for a purr-fectly good time!