Dad Jokes 
Need a quick laugh? Look no further! Here are some quick jokes that are short, snappy, and sure to brighten your day. Perfect for sharing with friends or using as icebreakers, these jokes will have everyone smiling in no time!
1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
2. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved!
3. Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.
4. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
5. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
6. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
7. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
8. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent!
9. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
10. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
11. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a virus!
12. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
13. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
14. Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants!
15. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?
Sofishticated!
16. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
17. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
18. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy!
19. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room?
The living room!
20. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
Enjoy the Giggles!
These quick jokes are perfect for a fast laugh whenever you need it. Share them with friends, family, or coworkers to spread the joy and brighten someone’s day!