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Let’s Make a Splash with these rain jokes for kids !
When the rain starts pouring, the fun doesn’t have to stop! In fact, it can be the perfect opportunity to giggle your way through those cloudy skies. Welcome to a collection of rain jokes for kids that will brighten even the gloomiest of days! Grab your umbrella and get ready to laugh because these jokes are guaranteed to make a splash!
Why did the raindrop go to school?
Because it wanted to be a little “smarter” than the rest!
What do you call it when it rains cats and dogs?
You better be careful, you might step in a poodle!
Why did the weather report go to therapy?
It had too many cloudy feelings!
What did one rain cloud say to the other?
“I think I’m going to shower!”
How does the ocean say hello?
It waves, but only when it’s not raining!
What do you call a wet bear?
A drizzly bear!
Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter!
What kind of bow can’t be tied?
A rainbow!
Why was the raindrop so happy?
Because it found its way to the ground and made a splash!
What do you call two days of rain?
Monday and Tuesday!
How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs?
When you step in a poodle!
Why do trees like the rain?
Because it helps them “leaf” out of their problems!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a rainstorm?
Frosty puddles!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the rain and realized it was in a salad!
How do you fix a broken rain cloud?
With a “thunder” tape!
What do you call it when it rains for a long time?
A “drip-venture”!
Why did the raindrop break up with the cloud?
It felt too weighed down!
What’s a raindrop’s favorite game?
“Hide and seek” in puddles!
Why did the bird sit on the telephone wire during the rain?
Because it wanted to have a “tweet” conversation!
What do you call a rainy day in a big city?
A “puddle party”!
How do clouds stay up to date?
They read the “weather news”!
What did the rain say to the sidewalk?
“I’m going to make a splash!”
Why did the rain go to art school?
Because it wanted to learn how to “draw” a crowd!
What do you call a rainy day in Africa?
“Puddle” jumping in the savanna!
Why don’t scientists trust the weather?
Because it’s always changing its mind!
How does the rain make new friends?
It “pours” its heart out!
Conclusion: Let’s Dance in the Rain!
With these rain jokes for kids, there’s no reason to frown when the skies get gray! Laughter is the perfect way to brighten any rainy day, so go ahead and share these jokes with friends and family. Who knows, maybe a little humor will help you create your own sunshine! Remember, when it rains, it pours—with laughter!