Dad Jokes 
Get ready for a spine-tingling giggle fest with these scary jokes! Perfect for Halloween or anytime you want to share a spooky laugh, these jokes will tickle your funny bone while giving you just the right amount of fright. So, let’s jump into the shadows and uncover some hilarious scary jokes!
1. Why did the ghost go to the party?
Because he heard it was going to be a scream!
2. What do you call a witch’s garage?
A screech!
3. Why do vampires always seem sick?
Because they’re always coffin!
4. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
5. Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend?
He just couldn’t handle her brains!
6. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
I-scream!
7. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
8. What do you call a skeleton who tells jokes?
A funny bone!
9. Why don’t ghosts like to go out in the rain?
Because it dampens their spirits!
10. What did the haunted elevator say?
“I think I’m going down!”
11. Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
He couldn’t handle the stake!
12. What’s a monster’s favorite game?
Hide and shriek!
13. What do you call a ghost who’s a bad liar?
Transparent!
14. Why did the mummy call for a taxi?
He wanted to get out of wrap!
15. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!
16. Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She was feeling a bit ghoulish!
17. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A necktarine!
18. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with him!
19. What do you call a creepy old house?
A haunt!
20. Why do ghouls like to eat fast food?
Because they like their food grave!
These scary jokes are perfect for sharing with friends, family, or at Halloween parties. Enjoy the frightful fun and keep the laughter rolling!