Dad Jokes 
If you’re in the mood for some hilariously crude humor, shitty jokes are just what you need! Get ready for a collection of laugh-out-loud jokes that are delightfully ridiculous and totally inappropriate. Let’s dive into over 30 of the funniest, shittiest jokes around!
Going for Laughs
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything, including shit!
What did one piece of poop say to the other?
“You crack me up!”
Why did the toilet break up with the bathroom?
Because it couldn’t handle all the crap!
Bathroom Banter
What did the poop say to the fart?
“You blow me away!”
Why did the turd get kicked out of school?
Because it kept getting into a lot of shit!
How does poop stay in shape?
It exercises its “crap-titude”!
Smelly Humor
Why did the poop sit on the clock?
It wanted to be on time for a shitty meeting!
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung!
Why did the man take a shovel to the bathroom?
He was digging for a little more than just gold!
Crappy Puns
What did the toilet say to the plunger?
“You’re really going to have to get to the bottom of this!”
Why did the poop go to therapy?
It had too much emotional baggage!
What do you call a bathroom superhero?
Captain Toilet!
Jokes That Stink
Why don’t poops ever get lost?
Because they always follow the “crap” trail!
What did the poop say to the toilet paper?
“Thanks for being there for me, even when things get messy!”
Why did the poop refuse to play cards?
It was afraid of getting flushed!
More Shitty Laughs
What do you call a bathroom with a sense of humor?
A “punny” place!
Why did the shit cross the road?
To get to the other side… where it could lay low!
What’s a poop’s favorite dance move?
The “dirty dance”!
Why did the poop break up with its partner?
Because it couldn’t handle all the crap!
What’s a poop’s favorite game?
Hide and seek—especially when it’s hard to find!
Wrapping It Up
Why did the poop get a job?
To make some “do-re-mi” on the side!
What did the brown streak say to the clean streak?
“Don’t judge me; we all have our issues!”
Why did the toilet go to the party?
To have a “crappy” good time!
There you have it—over 30 shitty jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh! Whether you share them with friends or just enjoy them for yourself, these jokes are perfect for a good, crude chuckle. Keep the laughter flowing and embrace the humor in the messiness of life!