Get ready to bundle up and have some fun! These snow jokes for kids are perfect for bringing smiles during the chilly winter months. Whether you’re building a snowman or sipping hot cocoa,
here are 20 snowy jokes that will have everyone laughing!
What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chill out!
Why did the snowman call for a hot drink?
He was feeling a bit melty!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
*He was picking his nose!
What do snowmen use to make snowballs?
Their frosty fingers!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
“Do you smell carrots?”
Why did the snowman go to school?
*Because he wanted to improve his “snow-ledge!”
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack?
*Ice crispies!
How does a snowman get around?
*By riding an icicle!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball fight!
Why did the girl bring a ladder to the snow?
Because she wanted to make snow angels at a higher level!
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
Why did the snowman get a job?
*Because he wanted to earn some “cold cash!”
What did the winter say to the summer?
“I’m just chillin’!”
What do you get when you drop a snowman?
Water!
What do you call a snowman with a bad attitude?
A grumpy snowman!
Why did the snowflake go to school?
To get a little “flaky” education!
What’s a snowman’s favorite game?
Freeze tag!
These snow jokes for kids are perfect for brightening up a winter day. Enjoy sharing them with friends and family while you stay cozy indoors!