Dad Jokes 
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Here’s a collection of straight jokes No Chaser that pack a punch without any extra fluff. Enjoy the straightforward humor!
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
4. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
5. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
6. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
7. Why was the broom late?
It swept in!
8. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
9. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
10. What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
“Dam!”
11. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
12. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
13. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy!
14. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
15. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
16. Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!
17. What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory!
18. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a virus!
19. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
20. Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they are shellfish!
These straight jokes are simple and to the point—perfect for a quick laugh! Enjoy sharing them with friends and family!