Dad Jokes 
80What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Why did the turkey join a band?
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Why did the cranberries turn red?
What do you call a running turkey?
Why did the turkey sit on the egg?
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Why do turkeys always go “gobble, gobble”?
What did one turkey say to the other?
Why did the Pilgrim’s pants always fall down?
What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?
What do you call a stuffed animal that tells jokes?
Why do we have a Thanksgiving parade?
What did the mother turkey say to her naughty children?
What is a turkey’s favorite game?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Why did the turkey get kicked out of the party?
What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument?
Get ready to gobble up some laughter with these clean Thanksgiving jokes! Thanksgiving is a time for family, friends, and a whole lot of food, but it’s also the perfect opportunity to share some giggles. Here are 20 funny Thanksgiving jokes that everyone can enjoy!
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock!
Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peckan pie!
Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing!
What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food!
Why did the turkey sit on the egg?
Because it wanted to hatch a plan!
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, Google, Google!
Why do turkeys always go “gobble, gobble”?
Because they never learned good table manners!
What did one turkey say to the other?
“You’re a real feather in my cap!”
Why did the Pilgrim’s pants always fall down?
Because they wore their buckles on their hats!
What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist!
What do you call a stuffed animal that tells jokes?
A pun-kin!
Why do we have a Thanksgiving parade?
To show off our floats!
What did the mother turkey say to her naughty children?
“If your father could see you now!”
What is a turkey’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken!
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!
Why did the turkey get kicked out of the party?
Because it was too stuffed!
What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument?
The drumstick!
These clean Thanksgiving jokes are perfect for sharing around the dinner table or during family gatherings. They’ll add a sprinkle of humor to your holiday celebrations, making everyone smile as they give thanks for the good times and good food! Enjoy!