Dad Jokes 
Looking for a good laugh? Look no further! Here’s a collection of some of the best jokes ever that are sure to brighten your day and leave you chuckling. Whether you’re sharing with friends or just looking for a pick-me-up, these jokes have got you covered.
Let’s dive in!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
What did the zero say to the eight?
“Nice belt!”
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
*An impasta!
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What did one hat say to the other?
“You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!”
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
“Dam!”
Why did the cookie cry?
Because it felt crummy!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!
These jokes are the best for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who could use a good laugh. Enjoy spreading the humor and keep those smiles coming!